*Guest walks in*
IN: Hello, welcome to "Watching Paint Dry"
IN: Today our guest is (Celebrity name).
CE: It's a pleasure to be here.
*CE reaches out to shake hands*
*IN looks up quickly only with his eyes and doesn't shake hands*
IN: First question.
*CE Sits down*
IN: What's it like being friends with Mr.Clint?
CE:Wait, I'm sorry, who?
IN: Mr.Clint, Mr.Clint Eastwood, What's it like being friends with him.
CE: I- I wouldn't know cause I'm not friends with Clint Eastwood.
IN: Yea, but uuhhh... what do you think it would be like to be Mr.Clint Eastwoods friend?
CE: I guess it'd be pretty cool, he'd tell stories about the old days shooting westerns and-
IN: Spaghetti, Spaghetti Westerns.
IN: It's Spaghetti Westerns not westerns.
IN: Get it right.
IN: Second question, What is your favorite Clint Eastwood movie?
CE: I guess, "The Good the Bad and the Ugly?"
IN: Is that a question or an answer.
CE: An answer.
IN: Third question.
[At this point the cheers aren't ending]
CE: Look, I don't really watch-
IN: If you could spend an entire day with Mr.Clint Eastwood, what would you do?
CE: Look, I don't actually like Clint Eatwoods-
IN: Get out.
*CE looks confused*
IN: Get out, go.
IN: Go, shoo, get.
IN: I said go.
*IN kicks at CE*
*CE backs out looking worried*
*Clint Eastwood comes out from behind the chair*
IN: Nah, nah it's ruined.
CE: I'm sorry I forgot my-
CE: Who's that?
IN: GET OUT!!!
[End credits play]