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Watching Paint Dry Episode 1

Posted by Kromasome - July 25th, 2021


IN=(INterviewer)


CE=(CElebrity)

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*Guest walks in*


IN: Hello, welcome to "Watching Paint Dry"

IN: Today our guest is (Celebrity name).


CE: It's a pleasure to be here.

*CE reaches out to shake hands*


*Crowd cheers*


*IN looks up quickly only with his eyes and doesn't shake hands*

IN: First question.


*CE Sits down*


*Crowd cheers*


IN: What's it like being friends with Mr.Clint?


*Silence*


CE:Wait, I'm sorry, who?


*Crowd cheers*


IN: Mr.Clint, Mr.Clint Eastwood, What's it like being friends with him.


CE: I- I wouldn't know cause I'm not friends with Clint Eastwood.


IN: Yea, but uuhhh... what do you think it would be like to be Mr.Clint Eastwoods friend?


*Crowd cheers*


CE: I guess it'd be pretty cool, he'd tell stories about the old days shooting westerns and-


IN: Spaghetti, Spaghetti Westerns.


CE: What?


IN: It's Spaghetti Westerns not westerns.

IN: Get it right.


*Silence*


CE: Uh-

IN: Second question, What is your favorite Clint Eastwood movie?


*Crowd cheers*


CE: I guess, "The Good the Bad and the Ugly?"


IN: Is that a question or an answer.


*Crowd cheers*


CE: An answer.


IN: Third question.


[At this point the cheers aren't ending]


CE: Look, I don't really watch-


IN: If you could spend an entire day with Mr.Clint Eastwood, what would you do?


CE: Look, I don't actually like Clint Eatwoods-


IN: Get out.


*CE looks confused*


IN: Get out, go.

IN: Go, shoo, get.

IN: I said go.


*IN kicks at CE*


*CE backs out looking worried*

*CE leaves*


*Clint Eastwood comes out from behind the chair*


IN: Nah, nah it's ruined.


CE: I'm sorry I forgot my-

CE: Who's that?


IN: GET OUT!!!


[End credits play] 


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Hope to see this animated someday.

Danka